Getting puffy

I've had more comments lately that I finally am starting to look pregnant. From a puffy face to the ever-increasing belly, I'll let you be the judge.

Unfortunate side effects include an equally swelling rear, which I will not show you. No thanks to the pounds of cream cheese and peanut butter I have been ingesting lately. My friend Lauren (also pregnant, just 7 weeks behind me) is finally coming out of her morning sickness phase and wants to start exercising with me again. I wonder if there is a such a thing as a bra for my belly, to keep it from bouncing. Damn ginormous breasts get in the way, too.

There's the BellyBra,  but it looks too wimpy to actually hold up a heavy belly.
Next there's the BabyHugger... it goes without saying that you couldn't pay me to wear that contraption!
Lastly, the Prenatal Cradle. Um, no thanks, think I'll pass.

Does anyone know of a belly-support that worked, but didn't look like some strange S&M contraption, or 80's fashion faux pas?